What’s that? It’s Stuart Dredge and Eamonn Forde lumbering out of their caskets to draw a mummified finger across the week’s news. Among the stuff they croak on about are: what Apple Music’s number of 11m users really means; why only hardcore Prince fans will follow him to Tidal; why This Is My Jam closed down carefully and why it should stand as a reminder that 500-track playlists are really boring; what expansion plans at Micxcloud could mean for the company; and why Spotify needs to try and get acts (e.g. Taylor Swift) back on side. Bonus content: why Squarepusher is not the way to capture a mainstream audience and a terrible impression of Philomela Cunk.