Today's installment takes you on a journey which involves tips for supermarket dating, another lesson in how to tell if you're an asshole, why Stan Kroenke might be a jinx, a discussion on how many of your Facebook friends might actually be dead and you don't know it, the real reason why "Deflate-gate" happened, an examination of why the NFL draft is bullshit, we learn the difference between a primary and a general election in Mr. Dubs' Neighborhood, and a look at why the NFL needs Carson Wentz more than he needs the NFL.