We return from our hiatus thanks to Apple Computer and the process of marriage, dive right in to McCoys and Jabronis and Beau's case of Hells Itch, discuss events that happened weeks ago (UNC/Gonzaga and The Masters), discover that Joe doesn't know who Tupac and Biggie are, learn about Garth Brooks' emo alter-ego, and make plans to start The Otter Room Retirement Frat.