It's conference championship weekend with the boys, as they preview the Big 12, SEC and ACC championship games, along with a couple other key matchups. Lil' Jim has been reported to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, having last been seen in the presence of one M. Foley. Numerous text messages have not been returned. Stormy is working on a new book, having debuted in the NY Times Top 20 list. The rest of the crew is preparing for their end of the season vacations. Johnny will be touring the Anheuser Busch brewery in St. Louis, and eating ribs as a day trip. Larry is planning on wintering in Tallahassee, while the Chief will be getting in touch with his roots with a plan to walk across the Bering Strait.