"If the bog in the Indian doesn't have a window, you'll be bhaji-ed." Oh, Ron. Bhaji isn't a verb. But don't worry, Gary will still let you be his designated scapegoat for episode 4 of series 2. In this undeniably classic episode Gary's having two dates at the same time. Sure it's not the first time that ever happened in sit-com history, but let's not worry about that. Nor the fact that a disproportionate chunk of this week's podcast is devoted to Alpen, foreplay and the plight of Potato Pete, the wartime anti-squanderbug. More chicken tikka, Sanjay!