If you're here for vegetable related puns, you're in the right place. We've got carrots dangling and onions being bagged, and we've also got some reasonably informed comment on this week's football, too. Dave Kelner and Alex Dunn go through the live TV games in the Premier League and Pete Farries, Gav P and Al Ross give you the best bets in the Football League. Ben Barrett has stat-based bets in this week's Number Crunchers and Derek has a bit about underpants and money, or something like that. Emma Jones introduces this half hour of fun. Enjoy The Punt!