The football: Lionel Messi is leaving Barcelona, but the story - mainly because of the destination - is leaving us cold. We discuss what Messi to PSG says about modern football, and we come up with an answer: A LOT. The food: Rory has reinvested his most recent BBC fee into buying a fancy pot noodle from Waitrose. ***ANNOUNCEMENT*** We have a new range of Set Piece Menu merchandise, and we would recommend (insist) that you buy it. Literally all of it. Multiple times. Head here for the selection: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/set-piece-menu-podcast?ref_id=24300 Also email us at setpiecemenu@gmail.com, but understand that won't make us any money...