FEAR THE GREAT AND UNKNOWABLE EPISODE SEVEN! BUT WITHIN FEAR LIES KNOWLEDGE--KNOWLEDGE OF LAVENDER! AFTER DRINKING DEEP OF THE WISDOM HEREIN, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH ALL THE ACTIONABLE INFORMATION YOU COULD DREAM OF REGARDING LAVENDER: WHAT TYPE OF SOIL TO USE, HOW MUCH WATER TO GIVE IT, AND WHETHER IT IS SAFE FOR PETS AND IDIOTIC MINIONS! AND... THAT'S IT, ACTUALLY! YES, DESPITE THE PRESENCE OF A THREE-AND-A-HALF-YEAR-OLD IN THIS RECORDING, THINGS WENT QUITE SMOOTHLY! PERHAPS OVERLY SMOOTHLY! BUT NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT SKELETOR DOES NOT TAKE THE UNEXPECTED AND TURN IT INTO VICTORY! NOT TODAY, MY OWN PETARD! NYAHAHAHAHA!